By Radio.com Staff
Alice Cooper is running for President and Prime Minister.
“Alice Cooper is tired of the rhetoric, the mudslinging, the media frenzy,” reads a prepared statement. “Keeping his snake in his cage and the guillotine in storage, he is putting people before career. Alice Cooper wants to be elected.”
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Cooper’s platform includes getting Brian Johnson back in AC/DC and changing the name of Big Ben (in London) to Big Lemmy. His slogan is “Make America Sick Again.”
In honor of his presidential bid, Cooper has released a new version of his song “Elected,” which you can stream below.
Check out candidate Cooper’s full platform at his official campaign website.
